A adjective synonymous with idiot, stupidity, and rampant ADHD. Sometimes used as a noun when something is FUBARed.
Dave: I’m going bust a nut at the local Domino’s.
Brian: You better not.
Dave: I’m only joking!
Brian: Well, you have black dragon tendencies, so I wouldn’t put it past you.
A Mythical water dragon that only eats meat . . Once this Throat Dragon Grabs your meat she will fly away with it in her mouth and take your soul . (Commonly found in Hookah Lounges , Kickbacks , Malls , And these are just some of the areas they reside in. Watch out for the Rare Super Mega Soul Sucker . Once she gives you that gawk gawk 3000 you are known to never exist anymore . 🤯
Where are the Throat Dragons ? The throat dragon ate his meat . Hey Throat Dragon are you Hungry ?
The act of sticking a smoothed metal rod into the male urethra during masturbation. Sexual self-catheterization.
Harry was lancing the dragon last night at one of those freaky sex parties
Phrase going along the notion that Dragons are real yet rare magical creatures.
When one finds themself with an unexplained scratch it is safe to assume that a dragon scratched you during its stealth journy away from humans.
I woke up with a Dragon Scratch on my thigh this morning.
The best RPG in all of Gods green Earth. About as good as Final Fantasy.
Dragon Warrior 1-3 were awsome games if you ask me.
An inner energy, like a chakra, coursing through your body. Mainly responsible for asanine verbiage spewing from ones mouth, but also Dragon Energy is what is Making America Great Again.
My boss really notices the Dragon Energy I exude. He gave me a promotion.
Doing everything you can to obtain that same "high" you got from the first time you tried a drug, but never quite getting there due to the body developing a natural tolerance. Originally in reference to opium addiction, this term now refers to any drug.
"That first pot cookie got me so high, but now every time I eat marijuana I'm chasing the dragon."