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Just before orgasm, a man slaps his dick on his partner, then cums on that spot. the partner should get the feel that he cracked an egg on them.
Last night, i was Cracking an Egg on his/her face.
instead of sayin you know what i mean. you say egg and bean
joe says "that was bad, egg and bean?"
dan says "i know"
An old car that once was upscale, but long since prime. Usually a smaller, ~20+ year old car, starting to rust; passed off as a car that could still compete with todays newer cars.
At some point we all had them:
Getting rusty at the edges, engine noise get louder every year, dents and dings, faded paint, about to graduate to hooptie status ect.,
Used car lots sell these to lower income people, mexicans, and destitute niggas at high finance charges.
She needs to get rid of that egg shell and get a real new car.
a beared clam, a twat, a snatch. the vagina
damn, dat bitches folded egg was no cleaner than a rusty sheriff's badge
A sexual achievement that results in best orgasm-
and all it takes is an easy seven steps!
1: find a large women (FAT)
2: do her doggy style
3: knock her out (donkey punch)
4: give her liposuction and keep fat
5: use fat to grill an egg
6: put cooked egg on her vagina
7: insert penis
Dude i totally gave dat hoe a Egg Mc.Muffin
a condition similar to blue balls in males, that occurs in females.
Mark was getting sheila so horney but refused to put his penis inside of her vagina. When he left, she had blue eggs