egg head

a nickname for one who has an egg shaped head, usually immense in size, other names consist of egg nog, big head, and "wow"

Tripp is known as egg head because of the immense size of his head

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Cracking an Egg

Just before orgasm, a man slaps his dick on his partner, then cums on that spot. the partner should get the feel that he cracked an egg on them.

Last night, i was Cracking an Egg on his/her face.

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egg and bean

instead of sayin you know what i mean. you say egg and bean

joe says "that was bad, egg and bean?"
dan says "i know"

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egg shell

An old car that once was upscale, but long since prime. Usually a smaller, ~20+ year old car, starting to rust; passed off as a car that could still compete with todays newer cars.

At some point we all had them:
Getting rusty at the edges, engine noise get louder every year, dents and dings, faded paint, about to graduate to hooptie status ect.,

Used car lots sell these to lower income people, mexicans, and destitute niggas at high finance charges.

She needs to get rid of that egg shell and get a real new car.

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folded egg

a beared clam, a twat, a snatch. the vagina

damn, dat bitches folded egg was no cleaner than a rusty sheriff's badge

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Egg-Head

A stubborn, overreacting, dramatic person who is usually wrong.

Valerie is such an egg-head!

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Egg Mc.Muffin

A sexual achievement that results in best orgasm-
and all it takes is an easy seven steps!
1: find a large women (FAT)
2: do her doggy style
3: knock her out (donkey punch)
4: give her liposuction and keep fat
5: use fat to grill an egg
6: put cooked egg on her vagina
7: insert penis

Dude i totally gave dat hoe a Egg Mc.Muffin

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