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English Teacher

Either an amazing teacher who actually makes the class interesting and lets you share your writing, a somewhat boring teacher who’s a little too into Lord of the Flies

Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.

Person A: “Hey, did you do Mr. Barham’s essay? English Teacher”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”

by Phasmomaniac November 10, 2022


English teacher

A rat who makes you analyze the most simple words ever. He also often is a simp for girls that are 30 years younger then him.

"Read the text and make a summary in 50 paragraphs" - A rdm English teacher

by Laynad00 May 3, 2021


english teacher

annoying fuck who needs to stfu.

the English teacher is annoying

by guy who submitted this February 9, 2023


go to the English academy

Use the mobile phone , speak in spanish, argue with your classmates.

Next week I am going to go to the English academy to speak in Spanish.
I argue with Araceli in my english academy.

by EngConnection March 8, 2018


Children’s Vernacular English

Abbreviated as CVE, it is the distinct dialect used by prepubescent children

Words like blankie, tattletale, cooties, and scaredy-cat are examples of children’s vernacular English

by I Like To Define Words December 9, 2022


english trim

Thin English broad with well manicured fanny

Johnny and I were headed to the pub for some fine English trim.

by Oddity. October 24, 2017


english be hard

when you cant say a word/read a word in english even though you are english.

someone: how do you pronounce this word
someone else: i dont know, english be hard.

by oooowoooo March 23, 2019