A person that may seem retarded at first glance, but is actually a pretty deep individual. Loyal to the end and usually sticks to his retarded side to push him through problems. His deep side shows up randomly and whenever that happens, shit gets lowkey sad.
Random: Yo, that Eric dude looks retarded as fuck.
Friend: Say what you want, buddy. Dude's a real one.
He is a cute gamer, he may not be the best at expressing his feelings but if he loves you, ohhhh boy he loves only you incredibly much and it’s not comparable to anything! He will put u first and shows the world you are his and his only. Number one at giving cuddles and his heartbeat is the most beautiful sound in the world. Make sure to treasure him. He also gives the cutest nicknames <3
„Eric? He is the cutest!“
„He also calls me muffin, isn’t that adorable?? He deserves a million kisses.“
Loves feet, probably would lick elephant feet.
fat human who has no brain he is psycho and has no rizz. thinks he is funny but is not. not handsome.
Oh wow Eric??? Big dick Eric??? Yeah he's great. Honestly, just make him president already
Gonna kms cause I can't be Eric