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When an uncut man retracts his foreskin and as it passes over the head of the penis is makes a wet fart-like noise. Sometimes it can be very brief, other times "farts" can last up to 15 seconds or more; it all depends on the tightness of the foreskin; a tighter foreskin causes a shorter fart, the amount of precum already on the penis head, and the force with which the foreskin is retracted.
Chiron: The fuck was that noise?
Tyrell: What noise, nigga?
Chiron: You shittin' in the bathroom or something?
Tyrell : Ah shit, nah G, it was a foreskin fart.
Chiron: A what?
Tyrell : Here let me show you.
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When you're stoned and your landlord is coming to collect money; you spray the whole room with vanilla air refereshner in hopes he doesn't realize the weed smell. Afterwards he is garaunteed to have vanilla farts(because he is irritated by the smell and the fragrance is vanilla)
P.s. you get a debuff of -200$ and now you're missing money and he realizes you're baked
Those cheeky fucks pulled up vanilla farts on me!!! They'll pay me back this shortage with interest!!!
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When one places his hand over his asshole as he farts into his hand then he proceeds to put the cup in his friends or his own face
You son of a bitch you cup farted me
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An oversized, noisy, performance-robbing (that's right, Ricer !) muffler found on otherwise stock import vehicles.
See Fart Can, shithead
I just put a Greddy exhaust and an AEM intake an my Geo is Flyin, dog!
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Also known a fart cannon, a fart can is a resonator attached to the exhaust pipe of a car (typically found on older, grocery-getter hatchbacks) intended to give a high performance exhaust note. However, the sound is almost always best described as a loud, annoying fart (MmmmmmBAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM, repeated with use of the throttle). Also, the exhaust does nothing for performance. The usual person who buys such a useless item is a ricer (synonymous with idiot). You will never, EVER see these on the car of a tuner or a true car enthusiast, as the money that would have been used to buy a fart can, would instead be set aside for actual performance modifications, as per the former and the latter, or set towards a better car, as per the latter
Ricer: Checkit my sweet exhaust, yo! Sound sooo sweet!
Intelligent person: That's just a fart can. All it is, is annoying.
Ricer: Shut up, man! I know more about deez cars and what to do wid 'em than you could dream, yo!
Intelligent person: You are a waste of oxygen. please go find a fire and die in it.
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Fart porn is basically one person farting while the other one smells the fart. You get to see what an asshole looks like as you are farting, which makes fart porn very educational as well as pleasing to the eyes.
Gary - Dude, you have to check out this fart porn...people fart, then smell it and they actually enjoy it!
Bruce - You are one sick fuck.
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A puss fart is a fart(gas) that comes out of your viginia. Or as other people call it. A queef.
I just puss farted.
Eww, Jenny your puss fart stinks!!
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