colonial feet

The act of making someone look for something you made up.

The measurements for this Aux cord are off. It must have been measured in colonial feet.

Street feet

When someones feet are so dirty from walking barefoot around peoples nasty houses.

"Hey street feet, how bout you go clean yo-self?"

Jet Feets

Running really fast or making someone run.

I had him running Jet Feets the last night.

Jet Feets

Running fast or making someone else run.

I had him running Jet Feets last night.

Bozo feet

When yo feet the same size as your Mom's

Imagine having bozo feet

Bozo Feet

When your'e feet are the size of your moms

"Imagine having bozo feet"

Hobbit feet

IF A BITCH GOT HOBBIT FEET GET THOSE CLIPPERS AND GO TO CLIPPING THOSE NAILS.

**looks at hobbit feet, thinks about sucking them**