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Thinks they're as great as New York City...but they go to NYC every month or so and New Yorkers go to Boston every 10 years or so.
Attractions in Boston:
Freedom Trail: Tours are given by 20-30 somethings that repeat the same lines every few hours and hate their job. They are not historians.
The Aquarium: Cute, for kids
College Tours: For prospective students
Attractions in NYC:
I bet you can think of 5 off the top of your head. But for the lesser known ones:
-Free walking tours in Central Park, Downtown, Brooklyn, etc guided by people who are actually enthusiastic and enamored by the city's development and rich culture
-Free ferries (staten island, Ikea) and that red trolley to Roosevelt Island as seen in Toby McGuire's Spiderman 1 where spidey fought gobby at the bridge- though the fare irl is $3.
-Diverse and delicious food
-Diverse and unique neighborhoods- one minute you're in soho shopping high fashion, then you're in Little Italy on Mulbury St, a block or two later you're in chinatown. All in about a 10 minute walk.
-A night life with comedy clubs, bars, anything in the village really
-Studio tapings for John Oliver, Americas Got Talent (when they hosted in Radio City), Daily Show, SNL, Fallon, etc
-had to stop cuz of char limit
We explored Boston in half a day! I saw a lot of dunkin donuts in the downtown area!
We explored NYC in a week and haven't seen anything yet!
Oh I just went to NYC last month to see a concert.
Oh! I went to Boston on a middle school field trip, haven't been there since.
Where everything is better.
A annoying dog who needs to learn to shut the fuck up and that the world doesn't revolve around him
Is that Boston
Yeah he's an annoying cunt
the best fuckin place there is, with 12 victory parades to prove it. no one calls it beantown, and we will send one of our preists to visit your kids if you do. rule of thumb, don’t go to dorchester. if your a spoiled college kid take your canada goose and get out. just because you go to harvard, doesn’t mean we respect you. if your one of the few that’s not irish, go to the north end. dunkin’ donuts cured our regions hunger. most people don’t have accents unless we are pissed. boston is a gift from god himself.
boston is the best fuckin place
get ur fuckin harvard ass outa here
Boston (a name) is a very sweet, kind, funny, loving person. He always knows how to make you laugh when your down and makes sure your okay. He can be dramatic sometimes but will get over it fast. He holds a strong grudge and if someone dies something he doesn’t agree with to you he will hold a grudge against them too. BOSTON IS THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! Boston is a great bestfriend!
Person 1:Wow, that kid is so nice. He must be a boston.
Boston is someone that's probably the stupidest person you'll ever meet he's always playing with his hair and goes for Ava sometimes he likes other people like Mac or Robby and he tends to wear Adidas a lot and could never shut up
What was that Boston he looks really stupid
Boston is the gayest guy you’ll ever meet he looks like paranormins best friend he’s only good at one sport he’s always alone and is definently gonna be homeless and he is definitely not tracer he also will usually look like broccoli and hesperigus
Omg Boston is looking even worse than normal today