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When your soft cock partner has to soothe his bit on the side after their very disappointing love making
She was so mascara on shirt, furious because he failed to satisfy her
The Act of commiting a high degree of crimes semi-naked, and tucking your shirt between and in your rectum, to justify being naked in puplic.
"I wasn't naked! I was Usin' A Shirt!"
shirt given primarily to stagehands at the end of the load out of most rock concerts.
some crew shirts are also available for purchase at some local theaters and other venues.
"Ok we just worked all day getting this show in and out of the venue where's our rock the boat crew shirt with all the tour dates on it?"
Shitting in a woman's crotch and then making her squirt when she comes so hard
Dude I was bangin this chick after I deuced in her crotch and she came so hard she was shirting
When you shart and poo gets on your tucked in shirt.
Andrew thought it was a fart because of all the Metamucil he takes but wound up shirting and had to leave the party.
When you shart and get a little bit on your tucked in shirt
Oh no, Dave is shirting!
Bro did you just shirt yourself?
Brian just shirted
When one has to take off their shirt due to the intestinal pain that is due to... (enter possible cause for the diarrhea that tested your accuracy and ability to puke through your legs whilst painting the bowl... impossible)
Ugh I drank way too much last night. I’ve been shirting all morning.