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The act of taking a shit so hard that it sticks to the toilet bowl similar to the way semtex sticks to surfaces/people in the Call Of Duty series.
Sometimes it even has the ability to withstand the force of a flush or two.
Person 1: "Yo man, I just took one hell of a shit, it's stuck on like semtex and it won't flush away, what should I do?"
Person 2: "Oh you took a semtex shit? Its cool, just leave it for the cleaner, I'm sure she won't mind."
*Later that day....*
Cleaner: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"
The act of taking a crap, photographing it, and sending it to your friends. It can be considered a game, yet many just do it as a little joke.
Damn, Frank has a whole folder dedicated to shit pics! He must do a lot of Shit and Tell!
There was blood in my shit, I ought' to do some Shit and Tell with my doctor!
Those superheroes of excretion who have proven themselves to be the true masters of the poop world.
Although I’ve passed a few monsters myself, I cannot compete with the ultra-humongous, knock-down stinking turd mountains excreted by the Shit Heroes.
Back or ass in the air while doing push ups which resembles a dolphin surfacing
Hey! None of that fucking dolphin shit! Real warriors keep their backs straight.
The act of alternating shitting and barfing in the same toilet. For example, when sitting on the toilet shitting you realize you need to spin around and barf.
Dude that food was so nasty it gave me the shit and spins.
A shit that comes back up into the toilet bowl after being flushed much like the wild salmon swims against the current to return home.
"Dude, why didn't you flush?"
"I did! It must have been a salmon shit that swam back upstream."
Fix something random. To fix shit. I am fixing shit. Yesterday i fixed shit. I have fixed shit. I was fixing shit.
I was fixing shit yesterday. Can you fix my shit?