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WORST. SONG. EVER!!!!!
a video that a terrible singer made that should go die in a pit. of fire. while getting shot with a machine gun. with vultures ripping at her face. while getting beat up by the rapist from the bed intruder song. while getting eaten by the monster under your bed.
Person 1: *plays Friday by Rebecca Black*
Person 2: AUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHH REAOIHJ;GZDIRHLRAEGORHTE;OGIHEGORITHJENGB;THOIGJRNEBLHEGO;TNJIHNEGRB;HOEGKLBRHOTPOYG;JBKLH;5EOAGIHKBJY H4GERJIBOZEA4;JWVKNZFBTHES5J;ORBJKDZRHLSJEAOGIHOUEJKN4GWRLBJAHJGK.NVRBEATHK
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In formal business environments, employees are allowed to wear business casual clothes instead of suits on this last day of the work week. Sometimes given a theme, it is intended to alleviate stress and bolster employee morale.
In smaller companies where business casual is worn every day, this day should be called just "Casual Friday" when lower-quality clothes are allowed.
When in doubt, it is better to overdress than to wear clothes too casual, so as not to be reprimanded by the suits.
formal > business formal > business casual > casual
Business casual: Sweater, collar without a necktie, polo, vendor swag, blouse, black/brown/navy/gray trousers, pressed khakis.
Casual: Dockers, denim jeans, shorts, t-shirts, linen.
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Bon Jovi Friday, originally, is a concept taken from "The Xtacles", where on the Thursday before a Friday you have off - you party and screw off at work like it is Friday.
However this concept has come to pertain to any such day that precedes a day or days off.
Although such days are still referred to as "Bon Jovi Friday" no matter the actual day of the week.
“When you have Friday off from work, and you just F*ck around all day Thursday … you know what that is? That is a Bon Jovi Friday!”
-from The Xtacles.
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the day of the week when you get blackout drunk and have sex with random strangers because you cant get pregnant.
please note: this does not make anyone a slut, cause when you cant remember it, it doesnt count!
Q-what are you doing tonight?
A-it casual sex friday what do you think
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The weekly ritual of fucking a gay man and it not being gay
It’s fuck faggot Friday let me hook up with that fag luke
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Pizza, subs, buffalo wings and served with cola or beer.
I would like a Friday Night sampler and a 2 liter of coke!
A buying event larger than Black Friday,
This marks the day after a President of a Country shuts traveling borders to Europe sparking of a prepper buying frenzies.
First things to go are:
* Hand Sanitizers
* Toilet Paper
* Face Masks
* Canned goods
Did you see the line at the grocery store this morning? It was a new kind of Black-Friday, "Black Plague Friday".