pressed fruit bowl

the act of pushing ones exposed genitals against a window (preferably a car').

When your mom was driving behind us the other day Bob gave her a pressed fruit bowl.

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Land of Fruits and Nuts

Derogatory, stereotypical; used in present day to refer to California. The fruit represents homosexuals, nuts to crazy people, hippies. Sometimes directly refers to San Francisco and its liberal mentality.

"California: The Land of Fruits and Nuts."

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High Hanging Fruit

– noun

1. Anything that is difficult to achieve, and may be put off while simpler alternatives are still available.
2. Matters that take more effort and require more time and are usually most rewarding on a macro level.
3. A person whose association or cooperation with another is of vital importance; supporter.

- slang
Acclaim and Support. “Babe, you’re so magnetic! Very High Hanging Fruit!”.

- antonyms

Low-hanging fruit: quick, easy matters that require little time and usually have a short-term “feel good” effect but yield little in the way of long-term benefit; focussing on granularity.

High Hanging Fruit in foreign policy circles:
A representative responsible for the protection of the interests and nationals of a foreign state, and the promotion of information and friendly relations with a third party. Foreign ministers, excellencies, ambassadors and diplomats.

fruit pastilles friday

The day at the end of the working week where those involved bring fruit pastilles to work to help make the day enjoyable.

Hey man, bringing those pastilles for fruit pastilles friday tomorrow?
Yeah bro, the pastilles are on me!

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fruit roll up

When a girl wraps a fruit roll up around your penis and she licks/sucks/nibbles the candy until is dissinagrates on your penis (intercourse highly not reccomended afterwards)

"What did you and that chick do last night?"
"She gave me a fruit roll up if you know what I mean bro."

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fruit loop

a fag; someone who is so retarded they become the vacant hole of a fruit loop; also see ass clown.

get your hands off of my boyfriend you fruit loop.

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Pressed Fruit-bowl

V. -The act of dropping ones pants and pressing ones butt and balls against a piece of glass which is visible by a passerby.

N. -The result of this process is a "pressed fruit-bowl."

Linda was shocked when she looked at the car next to her only to see a pressed fruit-bowl staring back at her.

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