Full Retard

A full retard is a person that is retarded to a greater extent, or an individual that spazzes out uncontrollably from excitement that would mimic a person with Down Syndrome. A person that goes full retard that is retarded can be incredibly dangerous, as they can generally black out from emotions such as rage if under emotional distress or if they feel threatened they will have a loss of physical arm movements and can feel no pain. If they start winding up a windmill punch and it happens to connect, it can be incredibly devastating, if not lethal, to the individual receiving the blow. A person without the physical retard strength that can go full retard will have a loss of neck control and will make a lot of noise.

Did you see that homeless dude go full retard when those guys took his sandwich? I thought he was getting hyphy until I realized he was actually retarded.

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Full meals

An elaborate south indian meal that consists of multiple courses, served by impatient yet efficient staff, usually on a banana leaf designed to cause maximum spillage. Always eaten by hand, and usually eaten in quantities that would feed a child for a week.

Macha, I'm semma hungry. Let's go put one full meals at Sangeetha.

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full of baby

pregnant; preggers; knocked up

I wish Jessica Alba was not so full of baby.

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Full of shit

How Joe Biden address somebody

Worker: ...and you are actively trying to diminish the union worker’s second amendment right?
Biden: you’re full of shit

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Full-Percent

The state of euphoric charge by electricity where completion is at full capacity and can no longer accept charge.

How drunk are you?

I think my tank is on Full-Percent.

Hey bitch I got my money on Full-Percent.

This bud has me on Full-Percent.

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Full Stroke

When a man sticks his dick into a pussy balls deep then removes it completely just to stick it back in again balls deep. If weilder of such penis has bad aim on re-entry, they'll poke the butthole and anger the vagina's owner.

Brenda doesn't like Bob because he refuses to give her the Full Stroke but expects her to cook his favorite toast recipe. What a dick Bob is!

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full vagina

A rhetorical device invented by Carly Fiorina in the Republican Presidential Debates. Instead of discussing your actual qualifications to be President, you know like leadership qualities etc., you go on and on about how special you are for having the same kind of reproductive organs as 50% of the population. You talk about how you went from rags to riches despite your reproductive organs, but fail to mention how you wrecked your company while CEO.

Fiorina just went full vagina. Never go full vagina.

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