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A goblin like creature that lives on mushrooms that has very bad constipation problems, that can oftenly be heard in a forest in Germany late at night and it sounds like kids laughing and while there's a monster screaming.
I couldn't sleep last night because the constipated german ass goblin was disturbing my sleep.
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A man lies naked and spread eagled on a picnic blanket. A picnic basket with a hole cut out of the bottom is placed over his face. This should be a snug fit. His partner then proceeds to lift the lid and crap into the basket over his face, while throwing uncooked bacon at his erection, strip by strip.
Melissa planned a romantic, indoor picnic for our anniversary. I was even more surprised when she offered me a Hot German Potato Salad. Now I get all hot when I see bacon!
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A fun sex game of a Germanic origin. You place a funnel hose into your partners anus. You simply shoot your diarrhea into the funnel which slides down the funnel, filling your partners rectum. Your partner then squats over your chest and eliminates your watery feces along with their own onto your chest.
Would you like to grab the funnel hose and join me for a German chocolate funnel cake?
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The act of dispensing all of your piss into your partner’s asshole or vagina, which is followed by pouring 12 cups of sugar into the said spot, which is completed by sticking a bendy straw in the area and drinking the mysterious concoction.
“You ever tried a German Juice Box?”
“What’s that?”
“You wanna find out....?”
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While having oralsex the guy is on bottom, licking the womans vagina, while she gives him a blow job. The car wash is complete once the guy has ejaculated on the women's face and she has cum on his face, their mouth's will be minty fresh.
That german car wash made me cum so hard on her face
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Euphemism for the act of masturbation, usually given by someone who has never taken German in their life
Randy: Just finished my doing my German homework.
Steve: Right on man
Alice: But you aren't in German
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The act of giving a piggy back ride while kissing and throwing up in your partners mouth!!!
Dan loves to to take of work to give sweet German piggy back rides.