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Focus Goggles

Unlike beer goggles, these goggles allow individuals have the mindset and accuracy of a well trained sharp shooter.

"Coach wants us to soak it in for a little bit but we still have a mission and a goal.....we gotta get our focus goggles on and focus on saturday"
-#2 Sharp Shooter and Rocket Guard

by FocussedRocket April 1, 2011


Hot goggles

When you cum in both eyes of the girl you are having sexual intercourse with.

I gave that girl the hot goggles last night.

by FunkyDefs December 2, 2024


Fireball Goggles

Similar to beer googles except much more dangerous. Consumption of too much fireball can cause physically unattractive persons to appear beautiful.

I had a major case of fireball Goggles last night...and wound up having sex with some troll.

by ncase23 April 12, 2016


Perv Goggle

Verb. When a person goes anywhere in public and gets creepily stared at by the opposite sex for an extended and uncomfortable period of time. The goggling is perpetrated by a creepy person. The term goggle represents large, wide eyes;

I’m walking out of the store. I got perv goggled so bad in there.

by Ikkinay Elaneyday September 4, 2022


'bury goggles

When you've been hanging around dudes for so long that any female seems incredibly attractive.

Ben's been at the bury for 3 months straight. His 'bury goggles are probably inches thick.

by FuckCrabGuy June 22, 2018


Squidward Goggles

When you put you balls and dick over your girlfriend/boyfriends eyes and nose

Hey baby, I'm going to rock your world tonight and give you a pair of Squidward goggles.

by June 5, 2024


weeb goggles

Similar to beer goggles, 'weeb goggles' refers to a condition in which the wearer looks upon an object or phenomenon more favourably than they otherwise would simply because it is Japanese. Unlike beer googles, weeb goggles are not caused by alcohol consumption, but rather by being a weeb (person obsessed with Japan and its culture).

Porco Rosso kinda sucks, you just can't admit it because you see every Ghibli film through weeb goggles.

by zeroartisticvalue October 20, 2020