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When you buy fake chains and necklaces to wear leaving you with a green ring on your neck.
Just bought this chain but it’s a green neck chain.
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To create something specifically tailored to (a) marginalized group(s) without any input from the group(s) themself, usually exemplifying one's objectification, stereotyping or even fetitization of said group(s).
Named after the Oscar nominated film "Green Book"
A: Did you seen that gaming clothing company that made "Female Gamer" attire that just looks like a cheerleader dress?
B: Oh god. They didn't get any input from a woman before making that did they?
A: No, it was a hard case of Green Booking
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How you could call 1 dollar in the past. 70/80s
All they had was 3 big greens, just enough for 3 iced creams.
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A random player, i.e. a non-party member, in a game of Call of Duty.
By definition, a green douche is a medically handicapped homosexual who has severe brain damage caused by the utmost caliber of mental retardation. He cannot go 3 seconds without stuffing a cock in his mouth.
It should be noted that green douches experience a severe reaction of a rush of blood towards their genitalia upon acquiring an M203 Grenade Launcher, Energy Sword, or Sniper Rifle.
Several severe AI bug is affecting all green douches:
Upon being killed by an enemy, they are known to keep attempting a frontal assault at the enemy's last known location until the game is over or the enemy runs out of ammo. While this is most likely due to the brain damage, their AI claims this is due to "hacks" and insists the killer is also homosexual.
Another AI bug occurs when a friendly calls in a Care Package. This crashes the green douche's combat function and moves them from their position, A, to drop-location B, linearly. Green douches will walk through front lines, minefields, sentry guns, or even into bottomless pits in line segment AB to steal the friendly package.
A global AI bug occurs universally in games among green douches of any game when there is any item labeled a "sniper rifle.” Green douches will equip, team-kill, or rage quit a game until they get a sniper rifle. It is not uncommon for a herd of the entire team except you to thus be camping.
That green douche has a boner of revenge, he keeps running into the sentry gun to kill the guy that knifed him. That guy now must have all his killstreaks.
The green douche just jumped off the map to steal my care package which was shot down off the map. That was the third time he jumped to his death now.
Why is the game lagging? Oh, there's a green douche on our team from Uzbekistan who has 1 red bar. He's 0 for 100 and trying to snipe with a silenced auto shotgun.
Hang on, I just received a message. It was from someone in the last game on our team. I can't understand him though, it sounded like he was gurgling sperm and I think he was trying to ask me out but I'm not interested in homosexual relationships like he is.
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A girl or woman who has sexual encounters with boys or men.
A yo that girl over there, she green
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The act of waking up, making fresh coffee and drinking it while partaking in the burning and inhaling of the devils lettuce.
Cecilia woke up and brewed fresh coffee and smoked. She had her caffeine and green
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A great actor and the genius behind Robot Chicken.
Seth Green made one of the funniest shows on Adult Swim.
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