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weight room beast. sweet laxer. beer drinking hottie. these guys can shoot their lax balls hard and down their beers faster than anyone around. they are used to be sweated by everyone around. are used to being the #1 lax team around and stay the only one who doesnt recruit. they get so much ass, they dont know what to do with it. if your a dad and cant find your daughter on the weekend, check a landon guys bed.
that landon guy is sweeet.
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Any person who goes to Landon, from ages 8-17, is intelligent, atheletic, and guarenteed to get laid some day.
Prep guy: Check out that landon guy he sux
20 years later an employee at Mcdonald's said...
Same guy: Man I wish i went to Landon
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A term used by a female for a male she does not find sexually interesting.
See also: friend or just a friend
One of life's great mysteries is how women can simultaneously complain about inconsiderate man-whores and the impossibility of finding a "nice guy", while sitting across from a hetero male friend who also has similar male friends that she has met but declined to date.
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A rip-off of the simpsons.
Equivalents:
Simpsons-Family guy
Homer-Peter
Marge-Lois
Bart-Stewie
Lisa-Meg
Maggie-Chris
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Al Pacino in 'Scarface'.
You need to point your f**king fingers and say; THAT'S THE BAD GUY!
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The dumb guy down the hall who wears a fedora every day because he thinks it looks cool or something.
Fedora guy can be anyone with a really obvious and ridiculous affectation that makes him look more like the immature dork he is than the imaginary worldly and mature non-dork he sees himself as.
"In-the-know" college girl: "So I was like, 'Epic fail!'"
Fedora Guy: "Did I just hear 'epic fail'?" -winks at girl-
-room goes silent-
Minutes later...
Person 1: "Fedora Guy is such a dork."
Person 2: "I walked in on him playing Dungeons and Dragons with his fat girlfriend the other day."
Person 3: "Seriously. But, hey guys, how do you like my new American Apparel Deep V tee?"
Persons 1 & 2: "Quit being such a fedora guy before we fart on your head."
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Shannons who are guys are often chill and laidback. Usually they're sporty and fast, tall, and possibly Irish, as the name is Irish. A key trait is they can't hold a grudge for long, and forgives quickly.
Person: Sup Shannon (guy)!
Shannon: AHHHHHH OMG ITS A SPIDER
~
Person: Shannon (guy) is low key f boy, high key player
Person 2: 100%
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