an ass hat is someone who doesnt know any thing but talks like they know everything
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Any kind of silly hat that is worn for religious purposes/reasons.
Look at the pope, so silly with his magic hat!
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A shit-covered scalp, often the result of a bowelcony bar being dropped onto someone's head.
David staggered in dazed and confused wearing a scat hat, after someone threw some feaces from a balcony.
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A condom (Latex tube with one opening that prevents pregnancy, almost all the time)
Best Sex EVER last night dude but she wern't on the pill so i had to use a crotch hat so my baby gravy stayed put
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A much classier way of calling someone an asshat aka a huge jerk.
Girl 1: oh my gosh that guy was being such a hat of assery.
Girl 2:...what?
Girl 1: please hun I'm a classy bitch and asshat is SO not classy.
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A graphic, e.g. a drawing, of a vagina.
Johnny got into trouble for scribbling a jester's hat in a very expensive schoolbook.
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