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A collective noun referring to three or more overtly trendy yet alternative millennials, or hipsters, meeting or traveling in a group together. A comparable identifier in the animal kingdom would be a murder of crows or an array of hedgehogs.
The artisan cider brewery and cheese shop was empty until an irony of hipsters came in and took up the tables and couch in the corner.
The "Smokey Hipster" involves two hipsters with manbuns, one hipster takes a sic rip from his vape and blows it into the asshole of the other hipster with a blue straw. The recipient farts consistent vape rings from his butthole, while the 1st hipster aggressively tries to thrust his penis through every ring produced, all while maintaining absolutely no eye contact.
This act seems to be more successful when performed in San Francisco.
"Hey Bill, did you charge your vape?" "Yes"
"Good, let's do The Smokey Hipster. I wanna go with non-GMO, cookie flavored vape this time"
A hipster who spends a lot of money for his clothes.
look at that metrosexual hipster, he has some gay clothes.
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The action of two bespectacled folks clicking the corner their thick frames together when actually kissing would be too faux pas.
Eleanor and Jude were on their first date at the rowdy bar downtown. When Jude bought her a PBR, she leaned in to kiss him, then rethought it after acknowledging their surroundings and instead tapped the corner of her plastic glasses against his in a hipster kiss.
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The couture hipster is the fashionista of the hipster realm. Both male and female couture hipsters spend money primarily on clothes, scarves, sunglasses, and assorted esoteric accesories from designers and local boutiques but frequently supplement clothing from thrift stores (not always inexpensive), goodwill, and salvation army. They are the kings and queens of Alt fashion. As far as personal hygiene goes they run the gambit from washed to practically putrid. It's the clothes that matter.
The Couture Hipster busies his or herself searching out bargains on vintage clothing by designers that are no longer in business. Sometimes they even make or alter their own clothes and jewelry.
antonym: Dirty Hipster
"Dude I spilled my PBR! Hand me your scarf!"
"Dude! this shit's Vivienne Westwood!"
"Dude, you're such a couture hipster"
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Certain people of the indie variety who may be considered Hipster in most circles, but never actually went full hipster. A proto hipster has the ability to acknowledge cultural norms, and chooses to exceed them to an extent.
A proto hipster must meet all of these conditions to be considered: does not wear douchebag v-necks on a daily basis or often, does not have a moustache or a full beard, does not wear fake glasses, does not wear buddy holly glasses regardless of weather they are real or fake, does not have visible tattoos, does not have dyed hair, does not wear beanies when it is not cold, does not drink PBR or any other "indie" beer, is not vegetarian, vegan, or on a gluten-free diet.
A proto hipster is generally one who wears funky clothes that does not excessively succeed cultural norms, and listens to obscure music, and watches old or weird movies
Naw dude, I'm a proto hipster cause I never went full hipster.
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Taking a shower only once every two weeks, or never.
Hipster: Should I buy that rare "Joy Division" EP, or should I buy soap?
Innocent Bystander: Nevermind the EP, you stink. Get the soap, you must only take Hipster Showers.
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