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A one night stand with a Jewess and you put it in her ass.
Did you go out with Stacy Goldsteinberger? Yeah I pulled a hook nose and stinker!
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The act of initiating a fight with a trashtalker by punching them, if it knocks the trashtalker over, then the person curves their finger into a hook shape and sticking it in the trashtalker's anal cavity.
The little shit was talking shit about my momma so I had to scottish fish hook him
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A mind hook up, is the mental, visual interpretation of yourself hooking up with another person. A mind hook up is meant to be done discreetly, but things can quickly become out of control.
Girl 1: I can't help it i mind hook up with him every time i walk into math.
Girl 2: Don't worry about it girly, that boy is scrumptious.
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When you go over to their place hoping for a hook up but nothing happens (sadly)
Guy 1: So did you get some last night?
Guy 2: No, it ended up being a dry hook up and I went home sad
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A conversation that was meant to be 5 minutes long but lasted an hour or more. I this conversation there is maximum eye contact, the feeling of butterflies in your stomach, and possibly a tingling sensation in your genitalia.
Person 1: Yo, I just had a verbal hook-up with Brittany.
Person 2: No way man she doesn't give anyone the time of day.
Person 1: She gave me more than just the time of day ;)
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This is the glorious act when male partner is taking his female mate from behind and at first surprises her the ring finger in the anus gladly surprise her with the same finger in her mouth and rips her cheek back so she looks back at him and for the grand finale rams her in the anus.
"Hey bro I was chilling with Brittany tonight and I was hitting it from behind doggystyle I just had to do it ,I gave her the old Rusty Pelican hook and guess what she wanted it again"
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A saying to describe smoking tobacco from a multi-stem, glass-based water pipe device/ hookah.
hey guys, shall we "hook it up" today? But not too much.
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