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How long are 18 months?

18 months are not 1,5 years y’all, maybe 6... maybe 10, maybe forever so sorry I can’t answer this. But if you really want the answer ask one direction. (Please come back it’s been 6 years and we all miss you so much)

How long are 18 months?
A: “I’m taking an 18 month break”
B: *shocked* “So you never come back?”

A: “How long do you think are 18 months???”
B: “I don’t know I’m a directioner and I have trust issues”

by 18monthstheysaid May 5, 2021


how old is trey sartorius

Trey Sartorius was born May 30 2003 (age 15). Trey Sartorius is 15 years old.

How Old Is Trey Sartorius?. The Nickelodeon star Trey Sartorius is 15 years old

by Nickelodeon Team July 28, 2018


How's your bum for spots?

A traditional English greeting that literally means "How are you?".

Alright Treacle, how's your bum for spots?

by Rikstir June 24, 2022


How the Prince Stole Clitmas

The act of a man with a Prince Albert penis piercing having sex with a female with her clit pierced and the 2 piercings get stuck together at some point. Unfortunately, before the 2 people even realize this has happened, they usually are engaged in such a hardcore pounding that one or both of the piercings rip out of either the clammy vag or veiny cock.

Man: Dude I just got my dick pierced. Got me a nice gold Prince Albert.

Friend: Jesus bro. Make sure you never bang a chick with her clit pierced. You don't want to find out how the Prince stole clitmas.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 27, 2017


How do you rate?

An expression of envy at someone else's fortune.

Julie: I just got a check in the mail for $45 from some class action lawsuit I didn't even know I was part of.
Andrea: How do you rate?!

by Mortbane April 18, 2016

19👍 11👎


how-do-you-do

(Noun) a prudish way of saying penis, used by Dr. Elliot Reid due to her aversion to using proper terms for genitalia.

Never let a man put his dirty how-do-you-do into your bajingo!

by Dr. Reid February 28, 2008

27👍 20👎


how much 4 men

Asking how much it is to have sexual intercourse with a male prostitute.

Connor: How much 4 men?
Me: 5 dolla
Connor: Score!!!

by Beatallica420 November 16, 2011

4👍 1👎