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Northern Irish Cardio, is what happens when a member of The Irish Republican Army (I.R.A.) throws a molotov cocktail/hand grenade into a protestant church, british army base, or the house of someone who is giving the english information. then running away as soon the building busts into flames or explodes.
Murphy: Hey Sullivan where ya going lad?
Sullivan: Down the road to Kelly's flat, for Northern Irish Cardio.
Murphy: Northern Irish Cardio eh? must've been talking to the brits then.
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A sexual act in which you blow your load in the vagina then fold the lips of the pussy over resembling an omelette and then proceed to beat the fuck out of her.
" She said I had to make breakfast this morning, so I made her an Irish Omelette. "
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Wake up, puke, shower and get on with your day.
I got shitfaced with Sean Last night and woke up to an Irish sunrise.
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An accidental theoretical construct in the brain of someone who is not paying full attention to the conversation.
Dude 1: I was in O'Neills last night and there was this gorgeous Irish chick in there.
Dude 2: What's an Irish chicken?
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When one ingests the vitamin Riboflavin, it turns their urine bright yellow. When one ingests Methylene Blue, it turns their urine dark blue.
When one ingests them both together, it turns their urine emerald green.
When one performs the "golden shower" after ingesting aforementioned chemicals, its called the Irish Spring.
yo dawg last night i gave mallory an irish spring for st patty's day
she hasnt called me since
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To take a shower using Irish Spring body wash, replenishing your daily supply of irishness. Even if you're not Irish you can still have the freshness of Ireland.
Also works with the bar soap.
After a hard day of work, I like to irish up, down some shots of jameson and take home two chicks from the bar.
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The act of bringing a six-pack of beer to a party with only five beers left in it, because you drank one before you got there.
Jeff: *Knock Knock* "Hey Paul! I brought you a six-pack for the party!"
Paul: "There are only five beers..."
Jeff: "I guess it's just an Irish Six-Pack now." *Sips Beer*
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