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A talentless weasel who is became internet famous for making videos on the musical.ly app. His fame also spread to his instagram and twitter, he is an apparently online sensation for no reason. He has no talent or good looks but somehow he's become a member of magcon, and the target of affection for millions of pre-pubescent middle school girls.
Oh gosh, look at that guy over there, he thinks he's so handsome but really he's talentless. Someone needs to tell him to stop acting like Jacob Sartorius.
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a non talented "13" year old that lip syncs and raps the alphabet. no talent whatsoever. he's "famous" because he's on magcon and has fans that are 7-9 years old. please help this child. call this hotline 1-800-help-jacob. every call helps.
wow, he's such a jacob sartorius. no talent at all.
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a man of very few words. a man who plays in photobooth. A MAN WHO ALWAYS GETS IN TROUBLE IN COMPUTER APPS. has an obsession with Pepe's chilean adventure. Enjoys indonesia. and katrina. Laughs at fatties going down the interstate on rollerskates with a wide load sign on their ass and their children in a camper. AKA: suri cruise.
"jacob english this relationship is out the door."
"JACOB SHUT THE DOOR"
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an annoying person who wears blush, is a guy, and is fugly as fuck
You are such a jacob sartorius
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13 year old girl : I LOVE JACOB SARTORIUS OMG
Me : KYS
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13 year old boy from the musical.ly app who little girls are obsessed with at the moment.
A : Who is Jacob Sartorius?
B : Some little kid with no talent who lip syncs
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