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The moment before you reach full on bone action and your hoo hoo dilly is still jelly like.
I thought i was good at giving head, but I could only get huim to jelly bone.
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Characteristic justed on a person who is a sissy or/and gets easily seasick on board a boat.
Pirate: Arrr, get of my ship, you jelly belly!
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The sexual act of giving it to a woman in the ass and then punching her kidney so when you pull your cock out it will have blood on it.
Bitch was talking too much so bent her over and got myself a FAT jelly doughnut.
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1.A gay mexican
2.A fat mexican
Look at that jelly beaner over there. O-shit I think he heard me.
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Uncomplimentary nickname for Camilla Batmanghelidgh (pronounced bætmængelɪdʒ), people in the USA probably won’t gave heard of her, but she’s the weirdo hamplanet who set up a charity called Kids Company in the UK which closed amid allegations of misuse of funds and child abuse in 2015. Investigations showed that despite having had over £46 million of taxpayers’ money the charity’s financial arrangements were chaotic and considerable sums had been used for purposes outside the remit of the charity. When this came to light, Bat-faced Jelly went into damage limitation overdrive (she made Donald Trump look like an amateur). Unfortunately her idea of damage limitation seemed to be more along the lines of avoiding personal blame, apparently never having heard of the buck stops here. While the closure of the “charity” may have been regretted by some, the reaction of the vast majority was relief that the government wouldn’t hand over any more of their taxes to a bunch of wasters.
“Did you hear old Bat-faced Jelly in that radio interview?”
“Yeah, no wonder she got so much money out of the Government, she can beat politicians at bullshitting!”
a guy with a beard that usually has leftovers in it from yesterday's lunch (beef sandwich). he has a rather large mole 2 inches to the right of his beefy beard.
he rolls jelly for a living, and his jelly has a beefy taste to it. possibly because of his beard..
jelly mainly put on bicuits or burnt toast.
.................booty
Dan: hey! look at that jelly roller!
Dave: ew, he smells like beef.
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a breast that has a silicone implant
she's hot but she got jelly rolls.
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