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When your driving in Manhatten and a New jersey driver is in front of you, driving like a women and you blow your horn at him
This New Jersian ass in front of me was driving 5mph so i gave him a New Jersey Blast
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It is where a girls gives a man a very severe handy until his dick starts to blister up. Then she proceeds to shit on his dick and rub it until it looks like beef jerky.
It was amazing last night, my girl gave me a new jersey jerky.
The action of a person taking their roommate's sock, jerking off in it, then putting it back in their drawer.
"He drank my beer, so I'm giving him a New Jersey footbath"
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New Jersey dwelling male of Italian descent between ages of 18-40 who stands between 5'0" and 5'4" tall usually wearing tight blue jeans, no less 18 oz. of cheap cologne, silk shirt with no more than 4 buttons fastened(so as to expose thick carpeting of chest hair), and at least 1 lb of assorted gold jewelry not to exceed a a quality rating higher than 10 karat all whilst cruising around in an IROC-Z on a neverending, and rarely successful, mission to "get laid."
Joe Pesci in "My Cousin Vinny"
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a jersey speed bump is a pedestrian who is not paying attention J-walking while you are driving causing you not to notice them and eventually hitting them., It can also be used for someone taking too damn long to cross the street.
You're driving in your car with a buddy, all of a sudden you hear a loud noise and feel a huge bump., When your buddy asks "what the hell was that?", you can simply reply "Oh, just another Jersey Speed Bump."
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A diss to a certain person who is acting gay.
Rowan: "Look at my new pink shoes! :D"
Chrissy: "WOW!!! what a Jersey Boy"
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the process by which Jersey males skip dating, and the foreplay process and move directly from the first kiss to the first bang. Ususally happens in coastal towns, such as Seaside. Jaeger shots usually aid in this process.
Clark met a girl at the liquor store, gave her the ol' Jersey two step, and now she is prego.
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