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A hot mom
Jimmy: What do you guys want to do today?
Carl: Hang out with your mom (meaning Jimmy's Mom)
When the man spins clockwise while the woman spins counterclockwise and your penis doesn't break when inserted
You were born using the gyro jimmy
1đź‘Ť 1đź‘Ž
The act of when having sex with a woman you taking your penis and put it in the woman’s ear then cum. After the act you then proceed to tickle her nose with your penis
Woman: hey baby let’s get freaky
Man: what on yo mind
Woman: let’s do a slippy jimmy
Man: get out
Is jimmy a racist? The answer is yes he is. He hates blacks and Muslims and that's not all. He also invented felching ask him about it.
Jimmy Bussanmus pushed down his wife and broke her foot ..!
“Aye man, you good?”
“Yeah bro, I’m jimmy chop.”
“Yooo them shoes are jimmy chop.”
“Aye what did you think of that pizza?”
“Mmm that pizza was jimmy chop.”
A gathering with way too many dudes and not enough females, a.k.a a sausage party
Man, I was gonna go to that party at the TKE house, but once I got there I realized it was a total jimmy concert.
When somebody says something nasty, but calls it banter!
Person a: You have nothing! Why are you even here?
Person b: Well... uh...
Person a: Don't worry mate, it's just banter!
Person b: More like Jimmy Banter!