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After a girl eats a meal, she gives a guy oral sex and deep throats his penis, causing her to gag and throw-up the meal she just ate all over his genitals. See also mop the floor.
Katie: Are you still bulimic?
Christina: yeah, but now I just do a bulimic job on guys instead of using my finger to make myself throw-up.
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ball job, pronounced (bawl job)also see ball jobbed, or ball jobbin'1, is the more acurately defined sexual act of philatio with particular attention being payed to the males scrotum. 2, when a mans testicales recieve the majority of the recipeants mouth massage as oppossed to the shaft of the penis. 3 a lye or bullshit synanomis with the phrase "jerking me off". ...the term in general is not a negative expereience because as all know, recieving oral sex, is most ussually always a plus
yo the bitch gave me a ball job yo...or she didn't just give me a blow job, she also gave me a ball job...also did you suck his dick cindy? yea and i ball jobbed him too..in addtion, are you for real, or are you just ball jobbin' me...
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The spoken- or written-word equivalent to receiving a blow job with too much tooth-friction. What is meant to delight is memorably painful to the receiver, if not embarrassing to the giver.
The lecture was interesting until the older man stepped up to give us all a bore job, not unlike Urban Dictionary's Word of the Day. C'mon: 'miss me'?
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A blowjob between a girl who just wants to be friends and a guy who wants to do the nasty.
I was hanging with Shiqwuana and i asked her out but she said she just wanted to be friends, so we comprised into a friend job.
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When you are straight, but you give your buddy a buddy job.
I gave my buddy Rob a buddy job.
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A very Asian individual stroking or grasping the penis of another individual. Commonly associated with people who like dragons, nuclear warfare, and other Nintendo products.
Kim Jong Il gave Akmendinajed a great "han job" at the get together on Tuesday.
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When a girl kneels like Tim Tebow (after he scores a touchdown) while giving you head in a Denver Broncos jersey or helmet and you don't cum until the forth quarter.
Guy 1: "Dude, how was your night?"
Guy 2: "Awesome! The chick from the bar gave me a great Teblow Job!"
Guy 1 "Wow you're lucky!"
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