A rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. As offensive as dick head, without the obvious negative connotations
Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.
The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!
Vajazzled penis, glitter cock, sequin prick.
I really want a shpongle knob!
The male alternative to a vajazzle.
Sequin prick, sparkle rod, glitter dick
“Check out my shpongle knob”
“Why have you got glitter there?!”
It’s hard to explain how dangerous the Czechoslovakian Door-Knob can be to an uninformed practictioner. It involves 5 lengths of naval strength rope, 3 sterile tweezers and a half eaten bag of gummy bears.
My guy went for the classic Czechoslovakian Door-Knob with this girl last night, ended up in a Serbian infirmary.
The "knob end" is the crust of a pasty that you hold to eat it.Sometimes discarded down the Cornish mines for the "knockers" (goblins) to eat.
The knockers loved the knob end
A knob elf is a person who has no friends and smells yucky. They usually are created through sedation after an occurrence of surgical maneuvers on a human. Knob elf’s suck at fortnite
Ryan Looks like a knob elf.