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knob cheese

this is Georges favourite meal after pussy.

George eats knob cheese

by ginger_ben123 October 7, 2021


Knob Conker

A rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. As offensive as dick head, without the obvious negative connotations

Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.

The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!

by notwillis May 1, 2012


shpongle knob

Vajazzled penis, glitter cock, sequin prick.

I really want a shpongle knob!

by Smithyprick February 16, 2018


shpongle knob

The male alternative to a vajazzle.

Sequin prick, sparkle rod, glitter dick

“Check out my shpongle knob”
“Why have you got glitter there?!”

by Smithyprick February 21, 2018


Czechoslovakian Door-Knob

It’s hard to explain how dangerous the Czechoslovakian Door-Knob can be to an uninformed practictioner. It involves 5 lengths of naval strength rope, 3 sterile tweezers and a half eaten bag of gummy bears.

My guy went for the classic Czechoslovakian Door-Knob with this girl last night, ended up in a Serbian infirmary.

by Anonymous1105 June 7, 2022


Knob End

The "knob end" is the crust of a pasty that you hold to eat it.Sometimes discarded down the Cornish mines for the "knockers" (goblins) to eat.

The knockers loved the knob end

by LordSmithers September 8, 2021


knob elf

A knob elf is a person who has no friends and smells yucky. They usually are created through sedation after an occurrence of surgical maneuvers on a human. Knob elf’s suck at fortnite

Ryan Looks like a knob elf.

by Faze JrogerZ February 22, 2019