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A way for mathematicians to explain why they never call you or invite you at parties.
Guy: ..and so i said, your mom! Hahahahahah.
Mathematician Friend: log(funny)=-1
Guy: What?
Mathematician Friend: get out
When you take your partner out for Vietnamese food and they then hold in the resulting bowel movement until the following day. Wait until they are desperate for a shit and then perform anal sex thus ‘jamming’ the Vietnamese food in there!
Me and the wife treated ourselves to a Vietnamese log jammer last night
Having a boner when you go to sleep
“I didn’t have morning wood this time, I had the night-time log.”
Dropping a deuce on a someone else’s personal toilet.
Why are you logging on my landing? Go drop a deuce at your house.
When you take such a massive shit that it only takes one log to clog the toilet...
Person 1: Man, I ate way too much at Golden Corral 's Endless Buffet ™. When I got home I was about to blow. The shit was so massive that it was a one log clog.
Person 2: What the hell is a one log clog?
Person 1: It's when one continuous stream of shit is enough to clog the toilet...
When you are giving someone a rim job and you put so much pressure on their butt that the defecate in the others mouth.
the night was amazing until she gave me a Kentucky Log Splinter
When someone who has drenchers and takes them out to slob on a knob
My mom got drunk and I heard her gumming a sausage log last night