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The nickname of Martha Stewart while in prison.
"I gave that poncho to M. Diddy."
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One of the happiest times in many of the lives of men. Its is when a man uses a womans mouth as a pleasure hole. The woman sucks the penis until it is drained of semen and then hopefully swallowed.
"Please tell me you at least got sum M-time!"
"May you please give me some quick
M-time, im cold."
"Normally I'm all in for M-time, but this is just one of those rare instances where one must say 'naw man'"
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n. An abbreviation for the official name of a conglomeration of people that happens to begin with "M". May stand for Memphis, Middletown, or even my personal favorite: Midland, MI.
You better not mess with those crazy nerds from M-town...they will orkfia you to kingdom come.
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"I need a light for my b and m. I can't believe this is my last cigar from this pack."
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Hi my name is ben and I fuck girls that are ten? I think I'm really hot but I'm really really not. I stuff my pants so I look like I have dick, and I swear so much that people think I'm sick.
A Ben M thinks that he is black when really he is Russian af.
That Ben M is going to turn out as a pedofile
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Minecraft or Forntine?
Gianpillea: M or F?
You:mhh,Mincraft is better
Mom: what are you playing? M or F?
You: I'm playing Fortnite mom!
Mom:Its been three weeks! Go to study!
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Short for "mental shift." This is a term therianthropes and otherkin who wish to make excuses for their sometimes bizarre and animalistic behavior use to avoid taking responsibility for their actions; they believe that by claiming that they've "mentally shifted" into their spirit's supposed true form that they should receive pity no matter what they do.
I didn't mean to go on a murderous rampage on the full moon. Please excuse me: I m-shifted into a werewolf mentality and I couldn't help myself!
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