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a hit from a bong when the weed is positioned deep in the slide to the point where it can't be seen. Because of this it seems that you are getting a hit when there is no weed present.
"Is there any left?"
"No."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, I checked. I"m sure."
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"Wow, there was a lot left! Where'd you find that magic bong?"
"In your mom's house."
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Imagine you are in some pointless social event that you did not even wanted to go, but were forced.
You look at the "people". Are they even people? They are all strangers, and they all represent a danger you cannot risk take.
Them you look at the women, oh god, the women... They all look like they were made by a man to appear in some shitty cash-grab mobile game, or in some degenerate humilliating hentai. Why cannot they just be "normal"?
Them, suddently. Form all the people in the crowd, you spot IT.
It appear to be a woman, but she is..somehow special? She looks..bright? carefree? even innocent? CUTE?!?! For some reason, those traits makes you more hornier that any slut or bad girl could do. You HAVE to talk to her, it does not matter if she has a boyfriend, or she is not interested, you just want to thank her for existing, for at least this evening.
But, you cannot move. You are stuck! what are you going to do?
OH GOD, HER FRIENDS SAW YOU. OH GOD, SHE IS APROCHING YOU!
...
She offers you hear hand.
You accept.
You blink your eyes and suddently you and her are in your honeymoon, making it a night you two will never foget.
You blink again, and know you see your childrens, all now grow ups, going to collegue.
Them you blink again, and the two of you are in your deadbed.
You spended your entire life with this woman, and you two loved it. You are about to die, and you do not give a single fuck.
That woman was a ENFP.
That is ENFP magic for you.
You: "I meet with this really cute girl, but she is kind of childish."
Me: "Is ok, she is probably an ENFP doing ENFP magic. Give her time to get use to you and you are set for life, JUST REBEMBER SHE IS HUMAN LIKE YOU!"
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Crack Cocaine but hallucinations and schizophrenia.
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Hole in white underwear you put your penis through. Mothers who make the mistake about telling their young sons about how to go pee will tell them to use the hole. They realize there mistake when the pre-school teacher tells them about how there son wanted to show them how he uses his magic pocket.
Your son wanted to show me his "magic pocket"
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a song by the guy who's dating Beyonce featuring Pharrell
Yo bro, who did that song "Blue Magic"? Everyone knows that! It's by that dude who's with Beyonce now.
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The dick that ladies get there HEAD from and choke when they suck dat shit cuz its bigggggg dameeeeeee
Tara- dame zak u got a huge magic sick
Zak- O holla
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The warm, fuzzy, magical feeling inside when looking into the eyes of a baby. A new born baby contains especially potent baby magic. If you are able to channel this magic into a usable force, it can be used in a number of different ways. Baby magic can be used make lotions, charm bracelets, an unofficial cure for cancer and HIV, gargoyles, and Michigan.
"Magic Johnson had HIV until he rubbed a baby on the tip of his penis, baby magic really is great for HIV.
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