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Something my girlfriend does when i am fucking her.
In her eyes, we were making love, in my eyes, i was simply fucking the shit out of her.
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what you should yell out right after hitting any putt over 10ft for par or better when you know its going in.
Tiger Woods was putting from 30 feet and as soon as he hit the putt he yelled "make it rain!" because he knew it was going in.
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a slang term for "giving head" which is also a slang term for oral sex.
T: Me and Luke were making bread last night
L: was it fun?
M: was it a big loaf?
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Because sometimes a point just needs to be made.
Iam "See, I'm thankful but I'm making a point. And one reason is that you allowed me to better make my point. My point being that no matter what I say there are some people my words will never reach. That my inability to convince the people who happen to disagree with me to do what I want them to do isn't the result of my own insufficiency. Some people just aren't willing to listen to me. So, I'm sorry for using you in that capacity. And I'm thankful to the shit-head that will have to live the rest of his life knowing that his accomplishments have been rendered meaningless in the wake of my intellect because I legitimately never would have been able to see my writing play out in front of my own eyes. I just don't have the means. I'll never have the means. He now knows exactly how much better than him his political enemies could actually be. This has been a validating experience for me."
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A sexual term. Using a musical condom and making a fast tune!
we are making music!!!
hell yeah with these awesome musical condoms
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