kenyon (male)

Kenyons tend to wear pancake deodorant, and are fat asses that loves Twinkies and pancakes.

kenyon (male). That guy eating all those twinkies and pancakes must be a kenyon (Male).

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Sigma Male

Not a real thing and any anecdotal evidence saying otherwise is pseudoscience.

Adam: The fuck is a ‘sigma male?’
Steve: I’m sorry, did you say smegma male?
Adam: Sigma male…
Steve: I’m sorry, I don’t speak moronese.

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Screegget Male

Another male archetype. Screeggets have a very complicated morality complex, and try to be very reverent towards themselves and others (assuming most others are worthy of respect). Should aim to be hardworking and somewhat open-minded, but will never go against their beliefs entirely.

Screegget males are friggin crazy, I know one who makes homemade weapons in his parent's basement.

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Cheyenne male

Sexy, tempermatal, most times angered by small things and artistic. Mostly born of the scorpio.

Cheyenne male, you have anger problems

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Male Bff

A guy who you think is your best friend and will make you think guys and girls can be friend, but has a secret crush on you anyway.

"Hey guys! this is my male bff _____!"

"Really? He told me he thinks about you as a potential girlfriend."

BETRAYAL

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male hormones

They sudden feeling when a male wants to whack off to a white dog or to the smell of boss anal in the bed!

Male hormones is given to smiley son daily!

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bot male

similar to npc. refers to men & boys who enthusiastically absorb, participate in, and don't question toxic masculinity and other established political structures.

this includes those with patriarchal, racist, cisnormative, mononormative, heteronormative, capitalist, etc. politics and behaviors.

bot male: did u see Ben Shapiro's new videos on refugees & TikTok femboys?
normal person: no, I have meaningful relationships in my life and don't feel the need to dickride bot males

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bot male: my bpd bisexual alt gf broke up with me :(
normal person: you deserve worse. your clear fetishization and mistreatment of her probably drove her away

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bot male: why is like every poly person gay, ugly, or a tranny? xd
normal person: that's not even true and ur weird asf for caring or thinking that's an own. let people live.

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