(Everyones been shitting on Mario in favor of Luigi, so I'm gonna balance it out a little.)
Mario is the main protaganist of the Super Mario series, and for good reason to. He has made multiversal trips to save the Princess, has killedgiant turtles, and threatened getting his ass melted in lava and flamed by fire to save the Princess. Albeit the actoins of a simp, he is dedicated. while he may not boast the stature or jump height that Luigi has, he is ten times more brave, and could absolutley rip ass compared to Luigi.
whys everyone shitting on Mario all the time?
I don't know, but evertone prefers Luigi for some reason.
Mario is a real softie when it comes to friends. He is really ugly and he has a poor personality.
A fat ass who is a real pain in the ass and is always there when you don't want him to. He is super annoying at his worst. He loves to play the most modern games like overwatch and fortnite but is always super bad at them and rages for any little thing that happens. he is almost always seen in a green sweater
Oh my god annouing mario is here.
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Mario
A man that doesn’t know what he wants or how stupid he is. All he knows is to say bullshit things and not even know how moronic they sound.
He is Mario. I’m so done talking to him.
Marios are the type of people to steal your girl, your mother, your auntie, and your niece if she's above 18. They get all the bitches and are the coolest person in the group
George: Damn bro, Marios is such a cool guy to hang out with.
Mark: Yeah but you should be careful because he's going to sleep your girl and become your stepfather real fast!
"MARIO YOU ATE TOO MUCH SPAGHETTI STOP IT AND EXCERSIZE!" "shut the fuck up luigi you stupid bitch