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A very rude yet phantom like character, one poses no threat, but, will strike at any given chance at another males genetalia. Normally with a death challenging blow. Often performed by a tall, portly, Jew German fuck who enjoys sucking cocks for his own pleasure.
So I was chillin eatin my lunch earlier, then bam, I got Matthew Kline 'd hard as fuck. I saw stars, shit my pants, then cried for two fuckin hours thriving in pain.
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An all around amazing guy who is trustworthy, smart, athletic, sexy, tall, and muscular :)) Matts are usually easy to take too and and can make you laugh when the time is right. They usually are strong headed and fight for whats right... They never take crap from nobody!! So basically they are what makes the world go round!!
A: Omg, have you met that new kid Matthew Stulp?!?!
B: Yeah hes sssooo cool, cute, and most of all FUNNY!!
A: Doesn't he look super sporty?!?!
B:Omg he is amazing!!
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matthew walker is a short form for a bitch in a can and people can buy matthew walker on amazon or ebay
jenny: hey i just baught a matthew walker today
john: omfg a bitch in a can, can i have it
jenny: NO BECAUSE IM A BITCH IN A CAN NOW!!!!11
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a very sarcastic individual who is too tall for his own good. he's very knowledgeable about suicide methods, helping his friends with that whenever they are in need.
Kurt: "I hate my life! I could just die!"
*Flash of light*
It's a bird! It's a plane!
.... It's Matthew E!
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a matthew is a dumb cunt who suckes to much dick and doesn't own up to things he did
oh my fucking god... matthew does not confess that he cheated
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the two most amazing people in the world.
can always make you smile.
those two are so matthew and lacey they always make me smile.
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The biggest disappointment to ever walk the earth, he is a horrible dumb person who can Hardly
even walk most of the time and tries to act chill but isn't.
Kid 1 what's up
Kid 2 ewww that Matthew miller
Matthew miller😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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