mexican rainbow

When a person eats really shitty Mexican food so that a few hours later he or she - but mostly he, since girls don't poop - simultaneously shits and vomits from both ends. Once the purging begins, the person will get on their hands and knees, and the spewing will look like a rainbow.

Man, last night I went to Vallartas Mexican Restaurant and I had the worst taco and refried beans EVER! When I got home I redecorated my bathroom with a Mexican Rainbow. It was so gross!

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Mexican Rainbow

Rainwater mixed with oil from several junky mexican owned vehicles leaving a parking lot, creating a rainbow-like effect on the pavement.

José and his homies left a huge Mexican Rainbow in Wal-Mart's parking lot.

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mexican heater

when upon entrance into her anal arena, the male fallis is unceremoniously subjected to a rectal ejection (fart)

Jane decided she would grant him his wish, but for her own perverse pleasure she would first give him the Mexican Heater.

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Mexican Wrestler

The act of removing a woman's panties and placing them over her face, situating the middle (crotch) area in the middle of her face, leaving her eyes exposed. This maneuver is intended to replicate the mask worn by a luchador (Mexican professional wrestler). The technique is most effective after a long, hot summer day.

Tonight's the big night. I'm finally gonna give my girlfriend a Mexican Wrestler.

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Mexican Blinker

When a bro splashes hot sauce in a broads eye while hes slamming her. A ruthless tactic only used when you know your gf/wifes been cheating on you. If its just for fun...then well... YOUR JUST PLAIN M*F'ING RUTHLESS BRAAA'

Frank pulled the mexican blinker when he deuced some red hot all over that bitchs eyes. She may or may not have deserved it but my god dont you just know it burrrrned.

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Mexican Jetpack

A mexican "landscape technician" who wears one of those leaf blower backpacks.

Juan pawned his Mexican Jetpack to buy some jalopenos.

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Practicing Mexican

1. A Mexican American who was raised in a white neighborhood forgot Spanish and adapted white customs. However, tries to regain their lost heritage. Therefore practices.

2. A Mexican American who is more in touch with his/her American side than his/her Mexican side but still eats and celebrates Mexican.

José: You're Mexican? I thought you were white?

Kristen: Yeah, it's because in grammar school I went to an all white school so I kinda forgot my Spanish.

José: Can you speak some?

Kristen: Yeah, I still eat my tortillas and all.

José: Then you're a Practicing Mexican. :

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