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The name of the only competent referee in the premier league. Which is funny because he’s still very bad compared to European referees, however as he shares a league with such referees as Anthony Taylor and Mike Dean, it makes him look like VAR was a human being. However seems to always miss handballs and therefore has given more VAR handballs than any other referee. He has a chubby chin but is quite athletic. Finally, he’s unpopular with Assistant referees as he always plays advantage when they flag for a foul, making them look stupid.
Person 1: “Oh nice, Sarah is our coach tonight”
Person 2: “Oh she’s such a bad teacher”
Person 1: “they’re all bad, but she’s a Michael Oliver, bad, but much better than the rest.”
To beat your meat while listening to the song "Beat It"
I got caught doing the Michael Jackson in the girls locker room
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A guy who thinks he can arm wrestle but all he does is lay under the table and stares at his opponents dick.
I seen you Michael Todd me when we arm wrestled, you meat gazed.
Everyone's role model and the world's best boss. Even though sometimes he comes across as childish, narcissistic, and cringy, he always keeps it a hundred. He has "no filter" and always says or does whatever he thinks is appropriate, which is a rare character trait in the modern world of cancel culture. He shows by his own example that you can be happy doing what you like, regardless of what others might think of you.
Speaking of his position as regional manager, some will say he is incompetent. In contrast, he's a genius who's focused on "a bigger picture," rather than "everyday stuff." He comes up with the best ideas ever, and, in the face of adversity, knows exactly what to do or say to turn everything in his or his company's favor.
Also, he is a very sympathetic individual, who is genuinely concerned with his employees' wellbeing and wants what's best for them.
A: What do you want to be when you grow up?
B: I want to be Michael Scott.
I wish I were more like Michael Scott. He's the GOAT.
a coding god who can basically control you with codes. he is a legendary god known as the best in the group.
wow Michael Yang can code like a god. i dont feel so good. *snap*
A nosy neighbour who looks through his curtains and people call him "feckin Michael"
Guy- "oh look feckin Michael is looking through his window
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Your friendly neighborhood corpse!! His family is the equivalent to hot garbage :
Literally the definition of a hot man...when he wasn't dead ig- Super famous on tik tok.
And on twitter-
Killed his brother by accident (Whoopsieeee)
People make really suspicious sfm's of him. Can you blame them though? I mean who doesn't love that 8-bit hottie!
Might be Rick Astley...
Also is Glamrock Freddy (At least, thats just a theory....a Game Theory), and the nightguard you play in every single game.
People simp for his dad for whatever reason.....Furries....
Michael Fan69: Dude, Michael Afton is so hot!!
FnafIsMyLifeIWillKillYouIfYouSayItSucksAlsoIAm9: Didn't he kill Evan Afton tho?