mike portnoy

Greatest. Drummer. Ever. For Dream Theater.

Many people say that Neil Peart of Rush is a better drummer than he is. Fact is, he isn't. You see, Peart is more influetial on his off-beat drumming skillz, but Portnoy has more skillz period. So Portnoy would be the better drummer, Peart would be the better influence.

This is like Jimi Hendrix - Yngwie Malmsteen. Doing a battle.

Jimi Hendrix's skillz, although very great, were not quite as good as Yngwie's. He was, however, a great influence to pretty much every other guitarist in the world.

Yngwie Malmsteen, may be one of the most talented guitarists ever to walk this earth. However, he took all his skillz from the greats before him, and expanded on their ideas.

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Mike Dirnt

The bassist of Green Day. Possibly the best punk rock bassist to ever step foot on this retched land that we call Earth. He made his own special bass(its awesome) and he is nice and kinda funny but sometimes he laughs at his own jokes and its embarrasing,but HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE HIM??? He is KICK ASS!!!! Oh yeah..he's kinda hot too.....

"Mike Dirnt kicks way more ass than you"

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mike shinoda

Emcee and Rhythm Guitarist for rock band Linkin Park. He also has his own hip hop side project, Fort Minor

Mike Shinoda is a good rapper

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cold mike

when an individual defacates into a condom. Then the individual places the condom in the freezer. When the fecal matter inside the condom is frozen, the individual then uses the shit/condom combo as an anal dildo of sorts.

Troy sure enjoyed that cold mike he made today.

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Mike Tyson

A girl that bites durring the act of a blow job.

I like that girl jane.

No dude stay away from her, she is a mike tyson!

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Pulling a Mike

Verb: to pull a mike
Definition: To create an imaginary Girlfriend and try to convince all of your friends she is real for an extended amount of time, but will ultimately fail in keeping the truth hidden.

Justin has to be Pulling a Mike, There is no way he met some girl in North Dakota when he lives in Florida!

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Oscar Mike

A word used by badass people like Sgt. Foley (voice by the even more badass Keith frickin' David) that means "On the Move"

"Bravo Two here, we are Oscar Mike"

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