almond milk

The liquid substance created by 2 gamers who go by the name jade ayre and josh payne. Can also be found in appetising snacks such as ur mum.

Oops I slipped over in some almond milk.
I need to clear up this almond milk that josh and jade forgot to clean up.

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Warm Milk

The beverage which one drinks while thinking of excuses to explain why they cant fish because their wife, girlfriend, or significant other won’t let them.

All the guys met at the hook to catch Albies while TJ sat home and drank warm milk.

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milk crew

original tooting gangstas and bringers of the milk love. (see milkproductions)

so what happened last night? i got wasted with the milk crew at a squat party.

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stick milk

Ejaculate from a male penis. (Scottish slang)

Doug's double overhand technique always produced an excess of stick milk.

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milk midgets

A well proportioned rack of boobs on a fine looking female.

Check out the milk midgets on that chick.

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Bad Milk

Something that isn't desirable in a certain situation.

An act that has caused a negative repercussion

1. "Dude we ran into some bad milk last night when the cops pulled over jimmy"

2. "Fuck man why did you cheat on your girlfriend, that's bad milk man"

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Milk Category

The Milk Category or Anal Milk Category, is an expanse of the human psyche in which the most rampantly fucked up, confuckulated, heavily-medicated, coked-up, what the fuck were you thinkin, holy-motherfucking-shit, and get the fuck outta my face with that shit- thoughts are banished after being spawned from the inner depths of the human soul.

Common subjects usually assigned to the Milk Category are violent beatings, prison rapings, belligerent homosexual ass fucking, skeet, and strangely uncomfortable fucked up and/or confuckulated statements in general.

1) Get the FUCK outta my face with that shit! That's goin in the Milk Category!

2)Why is the Hippo Ass Raping the Hemi in my Dodge Ram 4x4?!!.....Milk...Milk....Milk....

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