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The power to be able to suppress defecating regardless of the urgency and pain it may cause.
Johana: Hey! Stop the car! I REALLY need to take a shit right now!
Shaun: No can do, girl! Just use your mind over bowels!
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The majority of people who post on here. Mainly the people who post hateful things about a group of people.
Don't hate someone because they are part of a group, whether they are juggalos, emo, scene, goth, metalhead, jock, etc.
If you do you are a close minded asshat.
(Some people might point out that I'm contradicting myself, because I'm calling a group of people close minded asshats. Sometimes you might need to contradict yourself to get a point across.)
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something that shouldn't be important to the person your talking to.
Southern Slang
I'll find out where my boyfriend is, never you mind.
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person 1-hey who is that kid in the corner
person 2- brostoff
person 1- he is out of his mind
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A person who thinks they can use a jedi mind trick to get out of a bad situation. Usually a "Star Wars Nerd."
Speeding Driver: (waves hand) you will not write me a ticket
Cop: Ok, you Jedi Mind Prick, you are getting an extra $200 on that ticket because of that.
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A thing a girl says when she really wants to tell you something important, but wants you to work it out for yourself. Obviously most men are mind readers so it all works out fine.
Girl: Can you tell what's on my mind?
Guy: Yes, lets go and do it right now.
Girl: Wow, you're so gorgeous and amazing.
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"Syke-Yah-Mine" During the initial parts of insertion, the male is to dramatically fake a premature ejaculation. Once the female reacts to this action the male will then yell PSYCH YA MIND as he commences to vigorously penetrate the females vaginal canal.
Tom: O yea
Amy: Ooh yes
Tom: O yea baby shit
Amy: TOM baby work it
Tom: Oh!oh!oh! (Breathes heavily) I'M CUMMING
(SILENCE)
AMY: O MY FUCKING GOD!
TOM: PSYCH YA MIND!!!!
AMY: AAAAHHHOOOOOSHIT
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