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Based on "Monsieur Muffler" garage shops (which are the
equivalent of "Speedy" garage shops), but with a horny
twist. Instead of taking care of cars, it takes care of men.
It's a place where you can get your oil changed, or the
equivalent of a rub-n-tug and sometimes more depending on
your luck and the day of the month.
Honey your balls were full, when's the last time you went
to Mossio-muff-her ?
So Frank, where you want to go tonight? Want to play pool,
pay a visit to booger, or hang out at Mossio-muff-her?
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the act of sticking a tooth brush inside a womens vagina and then proceeding to cum on it and brush your teeth with it
i still have pubes caught in between my teeth from when i had a muff brush
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When a man has a gigantic, overgrown and out of control amazon bush, to the point that it conceals all of his genitalia.
Scaroline said to her friend "I was going to give him head, but when I yanked his pants off he has the biggest nut muff I've ever seen. I didn't have a weed wacker handy, so I just let him Panama Canal me"
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A girl with a muff that shares resemblance to a bag
Person 1- I'll tell you what mate, last night i ragged that girls
brains out! I really stetched her wide!
Person 2- NICE! Just like a kfc bucket!
Person1- No, like a muff bag!
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When two female Olympic divers 69.
“Did you watch the Games last night? You just know the Canadian women’s team did some synchronized muff diving in their hotel later.”
Lesbian muff mushing or just muff mushing is a lesbian act when two women collide both their pussies together like a smart car hitting a semi on the highway. After they break their pubis they continue to mash their deformed mouths together until... they get bored? i don't really know how lesbian sex works, i just know the move.
Bekie: Hey babe it's our anniversary, what are you going to get me?
Brittany: I thought we would indulge in some lesbian muff mushing.
Bekie: Awesome, i'll call the ambulance to stand by.
Closely resembles a fighter pilot making a high angle attack on his/her enemy. In this case the pussy is elevated at a roughly 90 degree angle above the cock. In the final moments she swoops down instantly swallowing the cock while crashing onto the balls.
"Boy, I could really go for some high angle muff right about now!"