1. (adj) Describes a tan achieved in a tanning bed.
2. (n) A fake tan achieved in a tanning bed.
3. (n) A tanning salon, or the tanning bed itself.
4. (v) The act of achieving a fake tan from a tanning bed.
1. OMGWTF! That girl is fake n' bake orange!
2. Look at her nasty fake n' bake!
3. I went to the fake n' bake yesterday and now I'm peeling!
4. Oh my gawd, I finally stopped peeling! I'm going to go fake n' bake for 20 minutes!
A word you shouldn't say at 3am or else the hood niggas will come after you.
I'm going to say the n word at 3am. NIGGGAA NIGGER. OH NIGGA THE HOOD NIGGAS ARE AFTER ME.
The best two things in the world.
Damn, I need some ass n titties.
At the height of a party with a bunch of friends, all of the sudden one of your friends gets so wasted, he/she feels uncomfortable (for some reason or another), and leaves unannounced through the back door.
Homie 1: "Hey what the fuck happened to Tim?"
Homie 2: "I don't know, he probably trip n split."
Block n Load is a game made by Jagex.
It's a game based on building your own defenses as a variety of characters and attacking the enemy cube.
It's a controversial game, since people believe Jagex "ruined" Ace of Spades, another building game.
Me: God, I love block N load. Such a fun game.
Everyone else: JAGEX RUINED ACE OF SPADES UMG THAT GAME IS PROBABLY GARBAGE KILL YOURSELF
Me: it's fun dude, have you even tried the demo?
Everyone else: they ruined ace of spades.
My bio dad just fucked and left and out popped me ... he nut n go