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The seat two closeted gay guys leave between each other in a movie theatre to convince themselves more than anyone else that they're straight.
One day, Adam and Steve went to a movie and left the "I'm not gay seat" between them. Two years later they fucked in that same seat.
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When expelled from an area for bad behaviour, this phrase is said by Ali G fans who wish to mock those who play the race card. Note: this is to be used for comical effect by white people.
Speaker:"The MP for Staines is to be removed from the house"
Ali G:"Is it coz i iz black?"
--probably misqouted from ali g indahouse
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90s Vancouver Indo Canadian Gangster reference - Bindy Johal
In a famous interview for tv he threatened his OP by telling him "there's another thing comin for ya bitch, I'm still around."
his words still echo in the memory of many modern day punjabi kinds in vancouver.
Gurkaran: yo you're gonna get shit kicked if you're seen around the block.
Simran: yoo I'm gonna rip it rn fo real. but let me tell you this, I'm still around!
What to say when you complete the 100% all crime speedrun
Guy 1: I'm only human don't put yo blame on me
Guy 2: Bro you touched kids and tortured random hookers
When you are just so disturbed or repulsed by something that words fail to describe even the smallest bit of what you are feeling.
"Does she REALLY think she looks good in that skanky outfit?"
"Guess so dude, people are crazy."
"I'm gonna vomit if she comes over here."
the phrase that you see above is the literal incarnation of youtube comment editing
*youtube comment*
Edit: MOM I'M FAMOUS!
1 . When you're In a Altercation with someone and you want to Warn someone To let them know you have No Chill and you're about to Go all out Savage whether there is a Camera Present or Not you keep your Shit Real "I'm Not Finna Fake"
2. When you're about to party and get lit and turnt AF with your bros or Ya girls and you want to get hype and do some dumb shit and you wanna keep it 1hunnid As possible,
YOU SHOUT " I'M NOT FINNA FAKE FOR THESE PECKER WOODS " BEFORE OR AFTER. You perform a Act of SAVAGERYand Take a big Sip of Hard Liquor outta the bottle
EXAMPLE # 1
GUYS ARE ABOUT TO FIGHT
Guy 1 : "So what you saying nigga?"
Guy 2: "So what you saying is You need to get the Fuck out of my Business Nigga, That's what you need to Do ! Cause I'm getting tired of you Tellin what the fuck I'm doin Everytime I'm doing Something, CAUSE I'M NOT FINNA FAKE FOR THESE PECKERWOODS" ( then guy 2 proceeds to Throw a Punch at guy 1)
Example #2
"Yo bro imma get LitAf tonight I'm gonna do some dumb shit after Boy cause I'm Not finna Fakefor these Peckerwoods" ( Proceeds to Take Sips outta The Hennessy or Ciroc bottle)