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An almost unrecognizable city, silent and still, filled with people yet seemingly abandoned.
From her balcony she looked down at the bizarrely empty streets of the New New York.
The largest subway system in the United States that is full of rats, homeless, dirt, graffiti, riders, trains, trash, and delays.
I ride the New York City subway to my work every day.
an mf from ATL Georgia wit a baby face and fucked up hair that thinks eren shits on any animanga when he’s too blind to tell demon slayer is better
“personally i think attack on titan is better”
“don’t be like new york tard”
a mf from ATL georgia with a baby face and fucked up hair that dated a fat mexican (kia) that thinks that eren is the best mf and AOT is the best animanga in existence when he’s too blind to see demon slayer is better
“i think AOT is a better anime though”
“don’t be like new york tard”
an mf from ATL Georgia wit a baby face and fucked up hair that thinks eren shits on any animanga when he’s too blind to tell demon slayer is better
“personally i think attack on titan is better”
“don’t be like new york tard”
A form of the Dutch oven only in an elevator full of people instead of a bed with your significant other
I created a New York oven in the elevator on my way to my meeting, needless to say everyone in that elevator thinks less of me to this day
Fever* or feeling feverish/chills.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.
While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:
Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria
Vaginal Myalgia
All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.
AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert
Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,
While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.
Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.
Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.
I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms