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A condom is filled with dick cheese and is gently inserted into the male ear canal. after step one is completed the ear wax covered dick cheese condom is forced into the female steak whole (vagina).
john "i think I've saved enough dick cheese for a good ol ' New York cheese steak"
Lisa "Can't wait"
when a guy puts cheese and sauce on his dick and gives anal to a girl. the cheese and sauce get stuck in the girls ass, and the guy eats the girls ass afterwords with the cheese and sauce.
Brian: “Hey babe, can we try a New York Pizza Pocket tonight”?
Heather: “I gotta bleach my asshole, Timmy gave me a New York Pizza Pocket last night”
New York Day is June 12, the day New York was founded.
Person A: "New York Day is June 12."
Person B: "What a beautiful day!"
Originally published 9/17/1999
The new york metro is a big place.
just remember the three golden rules about travelling:
BE CAREFUL ABOUT PERSONAL BELONINGS
DON'T STARE AT PEOPLE
ALWAYS USE A MAP
hope you have a nice day
guy 1: that woman is staring at me
guy 2: just don't look ba....
crazy woman: OMGROLFZLMAO!!!!!!! WHAT ARE U LOOKING AT MA FACE YOU pervert!!!!1!1!1!1!!!!11
guy 1: lets just get off the train as soon as...
crazy woman: WTF YOU TALKING BOUT MAH FACE????????? YOU WANNA PIECE OF MA FAAAACCCCEEE????????!?!?!?!!?1
guy 2: MMUUOOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!* GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!!!!!!
crazy woman: AINT NO MMMUUTTHHHAAA GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!!!!
guy 1: I love the new york metro but WHERES MY MAP?
guy 2: AND MY iPOD?!
And the moral of the story is stay in school
A liberal democrat state that is full of high taxes, high cost of living, slow ass traffic, aggressive retarded ass drivers and the state is full of retarded ass motherfuckers that treat you like shit for literally no reason
I hate New York State so much, I’m moving the fuck out of that dirt neck shithole, and I’m moving to Texas - Rick
The extra monetary cost of products and other consumer goods within New York City, but is absent on the same items one, or several states over.
A: "I can't believe how much more expensive gas and cigarettes are here"
B: "That's New York premium for you"
A term used to describe the act of oral sex of a male in public, typically in a dark alleyway or behind the nearest dumpster. The term is often used by American tourists in foreign countries.
Random person: 'hey could I steal a cigarette?'
American tourist: 'sure, but have you ever had a New York cigarette?'