beard season

The season beginning Nov. 1 with No Shave November and ending on Midnight Feb. 13, the day before Valentine's Day. This is the only acceptable time of year to sport a beard.

"Dude, did you see Bob's horrible facial pubes."

"Give the man a break, it's beard season."

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Bearded Lady

A vagina. Particularly a hairy one.

When Kanye did what he did to Taylor Swift at the VMA's, I wanted to kick him in the bearded lady.

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acne beard

A covering of spots round the mouth and chin area giving the impression of a beard of acne. Commonly sported by youths in Berwick and the surrounding areas.

It's no wonder the lad never pulls, have you seen his acne beard!

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bearded dragon

a drink consisting of 1 part rum, 2 parts tequila, 3 parts
lemon juice, 3 parts lime juice, and 1/2 part of jalapeno juice.

hey bartender, can i get two bearded dragons on the rocks.

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bearded barley

A woman's pubic hair. Kissing her "out of the bearded barley" means kissing her genitals. Used in the song Kiss Me, by Sixpence None the Richer.

"Kiss me, out of the bearded barley."

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Butter Beard

The sensation after eating butter and getting a dab on your beard that commonly leaves a disgusting odor coming from the beard.

Person 1: We ate baked potatoes with butter and John Doe totally had a butter beard i could smell it across the table.
Person 2: Eww that's disgusting!

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Blackbeards Beard

Similar to a pearl neckless except aimmed below the mouth.

I tea bagged her then finished off with blackbeards beard.

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