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When you shove a cum stained Fluttershy body pillow in the face of your unknowing partner while screaming "Call me Big Mac" then hitting him/her in the back of the head with a horse dildo.
Last night I gave my wife a Big Mac Batter
Noun, woman or man or toaster that does not like her ice cream warm .chocolate chips should be sprinkled outside the house of a Beth Mac carthy to keep peasants away. Hobbies a Beth night enjoy : riding a horse through enchanted forests whilst singing 1d songs into a tooth brush or ice skating down mt Vesuvius.
She also enjoys sprinkling jam over sponges and gulping them down whilst snorkeling with the clown fish
#if Beth mac carthy were to be mousolini and ride dolphins across the med sea I would want to do
that too
To fix or alter something to make it work
hey i'll just mac nic nack your brakes, then they'll be sweet!
The romantic act of shitting in a condom, freezing it, then treating your date to a delightful frozen novelty right up the shoot!
Daniel is so sexy and worldly! Last night he treated me to a Serbian Big Mac!
A ridiculous solution for a simple problem.
Comes from the idea of a bridge made of pasta.
Mark: I fixed the slats in my bed with lego!
Angie: Couldn't you have just bought new ones.
Mark: Yes, I could've
Angie: Seems like a Pont du Mac to me
A WWE wrestler, son of Vince Mac Mahon and former owner of RAW. The most leet wrestler ever. Lets see that pussy rock do a coast to coast from 50 ft in the air.
Here comes the money, Dolla Dolla
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A small program considered by some to be an operating system created by Apple Inc.
History
Mac OS X is an evolution of Mac OS, which was first released on the original Macintosh on January 24, 1984. It has been "updated" yearly since its release, always accompanied by "updates" to existing computer models that consist of one gimmick and .1 gigahertz more processing power. No one knows anything else about the operating system, due to Apple's extreme secrecy
Function
The only way to interact with OS X is with the visual interface, and the user is prohibited from doing anything besides surfing the web and using iTunes.
Back End
No one knows how Mac OS X works. No one. The last person who knew how the code works was Steve Jobs. "Updates" to the operating system consist of changing the images on the operating to make it look more modern.
Hardware
OS X can only function on Apple-proprietary hardware that has not been updated since 1986. To make smaller computers, Apple pays other companies to take existing hardware and fit it into a smaller form factor, since they themselves do not know how it works. Apple also requests that every piece of hardware be manufactured on one computer chip, to make repairs as expensive as possible.
Person 1: My computer runs on Mac OS X.
Person 2: What do you use your computer for?
Person 1: Visiting Apple's site to buy a new computer and iPhone every year.
Person 2: Nothing else?
Person 1: Nope.
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