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Flirt Stains

The writing of flirtatious comments on one's "To Go" box, specifically in purple ink.

Commonly known as the "relationship ender/beginner".

You really shouldn't have left those flirt stains on top of your car.

by AE2487 July 24, 2011


B.S. Brown Stains on White Collars

Term used to describe white collar folk who are completely full of shit. This is especially true for corporate workers, members of Congress, government officials, politicians, Big Pharma, and of course we canโ€™t forget our trusted veterinarians. They present with brown shit stains on their white collars, making them easily identifiable. Other typical characteristics include a pretentious smile, holier than thou attitude and their ability to bullshit anyone and everyone to get ahead and make a quick buck. They donโ€™t discriminate and will stop at nothing; anything goes and no one is immune. A brown stain is a mandatory white collar work place requirement, leaving no room for competence or morals. Intelligence is now a thing of the past, and the customer is always wrong.

Typical B.S. Brown Stains on white collars corporate Interview: (Shakes hands) โ€œ How ya doinโ€™ today, Sir? So, very nice to meet you! What a lovely office you have! This your family? Wow! Beautiful! ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Have you had the chance to look over my resume? Great ๐Ÿค—! Well, as you can see, Iโ€™d be an overwhelming asset because Iโ€™m completely full of shit! ๐Ÿ˜˜ I donโ€™t wear these brown stains on my white collar for nothing! ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’ฉ! What ya think?โ€
โ€œI think youโ€™d fit in quite well with the rest of the shit bags; when can ya start?โ€

by summertime36 September 6, 2021


dodgy stains

Stains believed to be self generated, possibly/probably of body fluid origin.

As in:-
He had some "dodgy stains" on his tighty whities

by Tom Busman January 8, 2014


crush stain

When someone shits their britches and poorly washes their garment. So they walk around with crush stains on their seat

Hey Jackie got crush stains on her mom jeans

by obviouslyadoughnut October 10, 2020


Hittin A stain

The act of an individual eating ass, retaining a shit stain on their forehead.

Friends; " tefik you disappeared after we all left the club last night, what happened ? "

Tefik; " oh you know, was just hittin a stain"

by Hit it or quit it December 5, 2017


son of a wank stain

Knobheads on call of duty ghosts

Gleek9irl is a son of a wank stain

by MentalBatmanFTW April 16, 2014


Kaka stains

Kaka stains or skid marks are residual shit from the ass or an insulting name, Kaka means shit in the language of the moari (native people of new Zealand.)

Fuck up cunt, at least I don't have Kaka stains in my undies or, oi Kaka stains! Get over here

by Big chod October 25, 2019