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Minnesota North Star
When taking a dump and deciding to suck ones own cock.
Tom: Just took a massive shit whilst giving myself a Minnesota North Star
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A school full of rude children who think they're better than everyone. Someone to teach them manners
"She goes to North Liverpool academy, don't talk to her"
When an American has sex with either a Canadian in Mexico or an Mexican in Canada.
"Did you hear that Jake completed the north american trifecta during spring break in Cancun"
North Iredell high school. The dumbest of the dumbest where were all addicted to nicotine or weed and the only cute boys are the military boys but there all seniors so you have a good shot freshman girls. There’s a really skinny girl who walks around like she got a pole in her back and we have wolf girl who howls in the morning so watch out for her. She will try and hug you and maybe give you furry disease.
Damn that girl is howling she must be from north Iredell high
Jewelry that doesn't fade with time unlike your ex freinds. If you can get your hands on their Ice, I would suggest you to be cautious of the powers that comes with it. * Does not come with protection..
"How come every girl chasing you all the way from Norway?"
"ICE FROM NORTH bro"
The North Korean Microwave, not to be confused with the north Korean wheelchair.
Is a sex position involving 3-9 50+ year old men in traditional North Korean military attire(6 for optimal outcome.)
A rotating glass platform, a woman and an elevated surface.
The woman is to be positioned below the elevated surface on the rotating platform and all 50+ year old men are to be positioned on the elevated surface and told to finish before the platform makes 3 complete rotations.
John: Hey I finally had my first North Korean Microwave yesterday
Peter: Wow, how fast was the platform rotating?
John: 1.43rpm
A school full of drama queens, brats, and other problematic people.
Person 1: Omg my school SUCKS
Person 2: Hey, at least your school isn't a north west middle school.
Person 1: Omg I'm soooo sorry! Good luck with that!