DAS COLD

something harsh or unfortunate...created by Mr Amazin

Dave said he fucked your MA
Man DAS COLD

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cold beverage

A cold, alchoholic beverage(i.e. beer).

I'm gonna have me some cold beverages tonight!

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Cold Piss

1.Australian for cold beer

2.Your piss really is cold

1. Hey bartender lemme get a tall pitcher of cold piss

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Cold one

A cold brew

I sure could enjoy a cold one right here under my mosquito-proof tent right now.

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Cold shower

1.) Something frequent amongst college students living in a dorm.

2.) The penis's worst enemy

3.) When you start fucking a girl and you learn that she has herpes, but you decide to continue anyway because you gone far enough.

1.) The showers in Boyd Hall are so cold. I'm paying $1800 a quarter for a cold shower?

2.) Man, a cold shower can lower a man's self-esteem.

3.) Shit, the girl I fucked has herpes. It's like a cold shower; not what I expected.

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dialin' cold

When something is so cold (usually weather) that your nipples are practically hard enough to dial the phone with. Also know as PHONE DIALIN' COLD.

"Yo you coming over tonight Susie?"
"Hell no you been outside lately? Its dialin' cold out there!" (Susie then hangs up on his ass)

"Hey Max whats good?" (shakes hands)
"Damn Ricky your hands are dialin' cold up in this bitch!"
(Ricky then proceeds to shove his hands down his pants to caress his warm testicles)

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the cold turkey

When a woman fills a condom with frozen chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and puts it over a man's erect penis.

DAN: "How was ur night?"
MIKE: "It was good, I got a cold turkey."

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