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Receiving a hefty dose of anal sex upon waking.
Barack Obama served South Side breakfast to Michelle this morning.
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basically a school full of wannabe road men and girls who suck dick
person 1:"did you see them boys outside of tesco’s smoking paper yesterday”
person 2:”yh,they must have been from harris south norwood”
A title associated with Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss South Carolina in the Miss Teen USA Pageant 2007, made famous by her answer to the following question asked by Amiee Teegarden:
"Recent polls have shown a fifth of American's can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"
To which Miss South Carolina replied:
"I personally believe that U.S. American's are unable to do so because uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh I believe that our education like such as South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. uh, or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our children."
I am so jealous that Miss South Carolina has been everywhere like such as!
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The act of maliciously beating and flogging one's penis against a second party's face or other body parts. An act that is performed to display dominance over another person receiving this relatively painless yet humiliating beating,thereby fulfilling the performer's desire to be sexually dominant, and in most cases, the receiver's desire to feel sexually submissive, as well.
Guy 1: DAYUM, WTF. JayC, beat your wang on her face, and do the South City Slugger!
Guy 2: (Gleaming with pride)I know, Sean, but it does get pretty bruised up after a long South City Slugger fest.
An act partaken by two males and one female; this includes one man receiving oral sex by the woman and the other man giving anal sex to the woman whilst both men attempt to rotate her in a clockwise/counter-clockwise motion, thus resembling a rotisserie chicken at your local Bar-B-Q Restaurant/PTA Meeting/etc.
Bob: "Hey, me and my buddy doubled-up on this girl last night."
John: "South Texas Rotisserie?"
Bob: "Hell yeah!"
John: "Been there done that!"
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South Dakota is really not a bad place to live. Friendly folks with down to earth ethics that enjoy good conversation, outdoor sports like hunting and fishing and that know how to drive in all types of weather. However, a female in SD is generally heavier compared to women in most other parts of the country. Actually at least 50 pounds heavier. This is the norm because there is generally no good basis for comparison. A shapely, thin woman is an exception, thus women feel much less of a need to maintain let alone compete regarding weight, including those at an early age. Most over 30…. forget it, leaving men with little choice. Women in this condition consider themselves to be average. If you plan to move here, hopefully you’ll already have a ‘significant other’. If you’re single and over 30, your selection is extremely limited unless you like chubby chicks, which I personally am not attracted to on a physical level. In fact, since moving here, I have considered becoming a monk.
If I were the governor of South Dakota, I’d offer an incentive to women that have maintained themselves to move here. Unfortunately those that fit this description are already attached. Tax breaks, reduced rent, improved shopping, etc. would be a good start. Those that also possess a good personality would have their special benefits increased. The professionals SD wishes to draw here would follow. Unfortunately at this time, South Dakota Hot really isn’t even warm.
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Nickname for South Sacramento (California). Arguably the worst part of Sacramento, CA. The term originated from the amount of gunshots heard daily/nightly. Turf wars, drive-by’s, police helicopters and the occasional explosions earned it this name by all Sacramento natives.
You gotta stay carrying the .45 in you’re heading to South Sac Iraq.
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